Before They Fizzled Out

FAQ For Feminists.-Emily Heath 

If one more person says to me,

That of course they believe in equality,

But feminism, it’s just not for me.

I will try, hard as I might,

But I just can’t make them understand

That I will fight for a man’s right,

Just as much as I will fight for mine.

So I’ve provided a list,

An FAQ for feminists..

DO YOU HATE MEN?

No of course not.

YOU A LESBIAN?

It’s not relevant.

YOU GONNA BURN A BRA?

No, and we never did.

BUT YOU HATE HOUSEWIVES?

No, we’re happy if housewives are happy.

So if one more person says to me,

That of course they believe in equality,

But feminism, it’s just not for me.

I will try, hard as I might,

To make you try and understand,

That’s there’s nothing aggressive

In our plans.

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